I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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