I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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