I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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