and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
your address is 607B right?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..