Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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