Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
me + whiskey = a bad person
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Randomize
