I am in a vortex of obligation.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
