I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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