I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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