haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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