It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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