I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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