dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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