You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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