Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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