Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
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Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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