her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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