brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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