My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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