We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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