so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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