HIV tests are more positive than that guy
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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