butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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