First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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