I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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