does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
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I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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