Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Do plants get herpes?
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