i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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