No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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