No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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