You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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