I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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