How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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