I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Randomize