Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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