I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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