Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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