I can text with my tongue
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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