the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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