New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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