k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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