can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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