I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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