Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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