that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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