the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
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Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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