our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
That accounts for only three of the penises
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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