I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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