I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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