He kissed a someone with a penis
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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