Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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