his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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