better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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